"Miracles in velvet mittens;
A pile of kittens."
"The enthusiasm of a kitten is contagious."
"An inquisitive kitten is the best reminder
of what youth is all about."
"When you're alone with your kitten,
You don't have to act your age."
"A warm little kitten
Can melt an ice-cold heart."
"A kitten provides a child
With a sleepover friend every night."
"Kittens carry tickles on their whiskers."
Kittens are hurrying,
Chasing invisible foes.
Creeping and leaping,
Then finally sleeping,
The picture of perfect repose."
"There's nothing better than a litter of kittens
to help your children make friends in a new
"Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a
sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively
for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject
submission .. the kitten will brace its tiny body
for a frantic resistance." - Saki
"It's hard to concentrate on the work at hand
When a kitten is playing at your feet."
"The joy of my house tiptoes from room
to room on silent paws."
"A new kitten will turn your house upside down
and at the same time make everything seen right."
"Nine lives added to my one life
Makes a perfect ten."
(The Joy of Cats)
--ARE YOU A MAN --
-------------OR ARE YOU A...CAT?
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats
are independent, they don't listen, they don't come
in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and
when they're home they like to be left alone and
sleep. In other words, every quality that women
hate in a man, they love in a cat. (Hee hee!)
(Contributed by ShagMail editor, "Clean Laffs" Joe)